1. Adidas slip-on sandals, aka shower shoes, are supposedly coming back into fashion, to which I say, ho no you DON'T. I didn't realize these were a "fashion" piece to begin with. As far as I knew, these served specifically to keep your feet free of fungus found in public shower situations. I realize sneaks are trending and I can appreciate the athletic trend as a whole but this is beyond, and not in a good Rachel Zoe way. I'm drawing the line. As you can see in the below photos, these sandals just look awkward and mismatched when paired with anything but a towel or soccer uniform. 

So if you need more convincing (as if these heinous images aren't enough already) I'll give you two more reasons why these are not OK. 
Please consider the day that my fashion choices are influenced by the crazy train that is Amanda Bynes to be my silent resignation from living life. Moving on... 


2. Do not wear leggings with a short t-shirt especially in the work place. No one wants to stare at your camel toe all day. That's just plain r-u-d-e.

3. White pants are a privilege, not a right. If you can see your panty line then you're doing it wrong. If you can see cottage cheese then you're DEF doing it wrong. Cease and desist. What did those pants ever do to you!?

Listen, I love Ugg boots as much as the next person, but let's be real about it, they are kind of ugly. Despite the fact that they make your feet look fat and are the most unflattering shape for a shoe ever, they are the equivalent of putting your feet into fluffy clouds. They are warm and amazing BUT intended for WINTER months only. So it really boils down to one question...