The Fetch Betch LA

#2 is your ever rising prices. I give you exhibit A: J.Crew Printed Silk-Crepe maxi skirt retailing for $475.

So now that that's off my chest, I hope we can move forward. Trust this hurts me more than it hurts you. I still love your catalogs, clothes, FANTASTIC customer service (Zara could learn a few things from you), the red phone, AND your color stories every single season never cease to amaze me. Just please, PLEASE, I beg you, get real about living your life.

Not all trends were created equal... as in NOT for everyone. Some trends shouldn't exist at all and some can be cute but depends on the person/age/body type. Maxi dresses and skirts are one trend that look good on everyone, however, short-shorts? Not. So. Much. While Miley Cyrus does have a great a$$, this look isn't very flattering on her or ANYONE for that matter.

THIS JUST IN: Smoking slippers are the new ballet flat. So if you want to be a trendy betch, I suggest you bust a move and get some stat. This masculine looking flat is very versatile and can be worn with a variety of outfits, not to mention they are also very comfortable. The east coaster in me loves the preppy loafer look while my fetch betch self appreciates the edgy LA-esque studs and prints. As previously mentioned, I am an advocate for flats during the work week. That being said, these are a perf addition to the wardrobe for work and play.

Let's take a time out to thank the creator of the smoking slipper, Mr. Hugh Hefner. Did he actually invent the smoking slipper? I meannn, short answer, no, but the man built an empire all while wearing pajamas... what have you ever made in your PJs besides coffee?! Hugh has sported the same iconic smoking jacket and slippers for decades, and LONG before they were trendy, so let's give him some fashion street cred.  Way to go Hugh! We dig your kick-ass slippers, you pervy betch. xoxo

The term "fierce" brings many thoughts to mind, but I'm here to tell you that in the dictionary of fetch it is defined by two words: Blake. Gillespie.


Blake is a fashion model who's unique, yet intense look pierces through photographs and electrifies runways around the world. Blake's modeling career has taken her to New York, Los Angeles, China, Taiwan, and Mexico, giving her an eclectic sense of fashion. Below is a recap of my interview with Blake.

FBLA: Tell me about your sense of style.

BG: "One thing I can say about myself is that I've always been true to me and my not-so-cookie-cutter personality. The same thing goes for my sense of style, everyday is an evolution. I don't have a set style... If I feel preppy, I'll grab a pair of cigarette skinny khaki's and pair it with a tank and cardigan. If I'm feelin' rock-n-roll, I'll reach for a ripped up tshirt, vintage high waisted denim, and some chunky shoes. I think style is all about being honest, and being what you feel that day. When its contrived, or when you're trying to rip off someone else, we can all tell. You wanna wear your PJs? Then I say, wear your effin' PJs, betch."



FBLA: What's it like to be a high fashion model?

BG: "My job is tough. Don't get me wrong, it can be super "fetch", but just like anything else, there are ups and downs. I'm fortunate that I get to travel around the world, meet some of the most creative minds, and wear clothes I'd never be able to afford! However, I'm forced to spend months and months away from friends and family, work late hours, and constantly be scrutinized for my appearance. Some days I don't care what I look like and just want to eat cookies."



FBLA: What does a fetch betch like yourself do when you're not on the runway?

BG: "My downtime is spent in my rustic cabin in Utah. It's good for me to have a place to come home to, and just be. I enjoy drinking hot tea on the porch, walking up and down mainstreet Park City, and spending time with my boyfriend, George, and our 2 dogs, Andi and Ronin. In the winter, if I get time off, I love to ski." 



Thanks to Blake for being the #1 hottest model betch ever and for her time and contributions to today's post! Be sure to check out her blog, den fashin, for more amazing photos and info on Blake.

So the games are over and we are all suffering from serious Kate withdrawal. Yes, the actual games themselves were AMAZING, all the athletes gave great performances, countless world records were broken and we witnessed some memorable olympic moments, but even still, Kate emerges as the real winner. I appreciate the fact that she kept her attire low key, so as not to detract from the athletes, and, as always, classy and appropriate. Below is a recap of Kate's patriotic looks, and naturally, I want everything she wore.

Fashion is a lifestyle. It's something I've incorporated into my everyday life and into my home. I have an affinity for Pottery Barn and all that it stands for. Every room in the catalog looks so inviting, warm and cozy- I've basically studied it and modeled my apartment after it. Below are some pics from my lair and some tips for keeping an inviting, yet fetch, home.



Tip #1: Stay fresh and so clean.
It starts with one shirt on the floor and the next thing you know you're starring in an episode of Hoarders & wondering where your life went awry. Just keep clean from the get go and do it at least once a week so there will be less of a mess to tackle each time. Take a trip to the Container Store (aka heaven on Earth) for some organizational tools and get cute stuff to organize with so you can at least trick yourself into thinking you're having fun while cleaning.

Tip #2: Play with your food.
My favorite part about using food as decor is that it allows you to change it up frequently AND it serves a dual purpose because you can eat it too! Betch has gotta eat, am I right? Lemons or limes are great for summer, apples & mini pumpkins (don't you love miniature everything?) are typically what I would use for Fall. Mints for Christmas, jelly beans for Easter...the possibilities are endless.

Tip #4: Trays on trays on trays.
You can never have too many. They are great to decorate with and serve to help organize random items, such as remotes, magazines, etc.