The Fetch Betch LA

On the red carpet there were winners, there were losers, and then there was Angie leg 2.0. I think we all recall how Angelina Jolie's skanky right leg quickly became the break out star of the 2012 Oscars, to which I say PSH! Obvs Team Jen 4 life. Apparently Angie is not the only betch in this town who's desperate for some attention. TV's leading ladies must have taken notes and tried to reenact, or in the case of Heidi Klum, one up Ang. Why have one slit when you can have two? Heidi is obviously gorg, but this seems a bit much... dare I say desperate? Like why don't you just jump rope down the red carpet if you want attention? I realize she's not human, she's a supermodel, therefore the same rules may not apply but I just didn't get it. Sometimes less is more girlfran...
Miss #2 goes to Emmy newcomer, Lena Dunham in her bulky Prada dress. Unflattering is an understatement and I'll leave it at that.
Now onto the good stuff. FBLA's top 3 looks from the Emmy's red carpet are as follows:

Below are some of my picks for incorporating velvet into your wardrobe this Fall/Winter.

Erica Steele is one talented, photog takin' betch. Because she's AWESOME, she has shared some of her fantastic photos with FBLA! Swoon over her crispy, clear images and find her contact info below.

Animal prints have gained a lot of face-time in the jungle that is fashion, especially in the last few seasons. Now Fall is upon us, and not only are there animal prints, but there are straight up animals appearing on everything from betch's bags and sweaters, to scarves and shoes. Perhaps all the notable designers got together and took a field trip to the zoo (aka got high watching animal planet) and then incorporated their inspirations into their collections. Some are about as subtle as Snooki's tan, and in most cases, it appears no one had the heart to tell them A) you're incapacitated and B) that looks atrocious.